Well, it sure is lucky I thought to grab the laptop before we "abandoned ship," because now the Kloomazalla is wrecked and we're stranded... guess where? Italy. And, 3-D, guess what place we're ten miles north of, and stuck there because we can't move the Kloom?
-Jadis
....... I am ticked off right now, ya know. I wouldn't be, though if THAT HAD BEEN THE SPARE KLOOM! You ruined MINE! You are soooo not gonna drive one for a LONG time! I will come pick you up, but if I see you ever step one foot into that Kloom, there will be SERIOUS consequences! I take you to Canada from now on! I am so (intelligible) oh.. oops.. Sorry, I started speaking Figitian..
ReplyDeleteOH. MY. GOSH!!! WE ARE NOT GOING THERE!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! NO! NO! NO! (The Voltori's creepy. Yesm I've met them. Don't ask.)
ReplyDeletewell, you were the one driving. it just ran out of gas. we're all stuck there. and yeah, 3-D, you were right.
ReplyDeleteI didn't drive, I was in my lab the whole time.
ReplyDeleteWell, according to the excerpt of the story in the back of Kids In Space, we were all going on a grocery run when the Kloom ran out of gas and landed us in Italy.
ReplyDeleteI WERE right? I WERE right about what?
ReplyDeletePOETIC LICENSE
ReplyDelete3-D, you were right about the whole "what city are we ten miles north of" thing.
ReplyDeleteWell, duh. We're in Italy, and you're hinting about it, it's obviously Voltora. WE ARE NOT GOING THERE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know we're not going there. I wasn't intending to involve the Volturi in any of this.
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