Through the corn field crawls a small kitten.. Or not.
It is I, Mixx! The kitten is lime green, and BTW, I was recently promoted to warrior-peacemaker. I am now green! See, here is how it went down:
Vic is this nerd kid at school, and he thinks we are aliens and vampires and all that. I don't know how, because it isn't like in Invader Zim where he has a green head showing. I mean, I have a perfect disguise, and so do the others. I suppose there may be a flaw, but where in the heck?
But, he is chasing after us. So I left this Decoy Kloomazalla (It is a model, so it doesn't work in the least) for him to find. Oh! I hear something. Put on my cute kitten act...
Mew?
Hee hee, its working! Hes coming over to pet me...
SHAPESHIFT!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!! I AM EVIL ALLIGATOR-SNAKE LADY!!! Hissssssss.....
And he runs away screaming, but grab him, give him an electric shock, he passes out, and I go put him in the real Kloomazalla.
And I take him back for interrogation.
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