Updates!

Okay, two things:

1/ I'm working on updating the profile pictures on the Characters page. I've already done four of them, and there's more on the way.

2/ Just to check before the end of the year, I added a little "roll call" widget on the right sidebar. TBWAOCAULN members, please check your name to show that you visited, and if you aren't a TBWAOCAULN member, tell us that, too.

Thanks!

-Jadis/Breeze

Christmas Lists

So... I just came up with this amusing idea for a TBWAOCAULN video, but I need some input from you guys to make it. What do you/your TBWAOCAULN aliases want for christmas/festivus/hannukah/whatever?

Also, just for grins, who's checked my YouTube channel lately? (Bunneh, I know you can't, so I need you to, like, come over to my house or something so you can see the videos.) If any of you have any ideas for a video you think I should make, just let me know. It is the TBWAOCAULN channel, after all.

Another addition- I figured out that my computer has an attached video camera, squee, so I can take live-action videos, too. I figure as long as we disguise ourselves somehow (hairstyle, wig, glasses, hat, etc.) it should be safe (identity, anti-stalker safe).

That's pretty much all!

-Breeze/Jadis

chicken nuggets

Bunneh here.... her is my latest plan for vic! I am going to stuff chicken nuggets down his throat! Maybe he'll die!!!!!! uh oh here comes vic don't ever try this! "Get over here vic!!!!!!"

Characters page: Published!

Real fast, folks, because it's breakfast time: I just finished the characters page, which I thought I lost all of, but it turned out I only lost part of it! ^_^ Yays. So, if anyone has any changes they'd like me to make on it, please let me know.

-Jadis/Breeze/Corvia

Once Again, TBWAOCAULN the Manga

So... since I really didn't get any suggestions last time I asked for them, I'll try again. Does anyone have any ideas for the TBWAOCAULN manga?

-Jadis

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Re: TBWAOCAULN... the Manga!

Ok, guys, in the manga I'm writing, TBWAOCAULN has split up all over the world to pretty much save the earth. Here's everyone's locations:
Echo- reducing air pollution... in the air.
3-D- helping starving refugees in Chad, Africa.
Bunny and Pinky- saving baby seals from poachers in Greenland.
Jadis- saving endangered porpoises in the Gulf of Mexico.
Vic- saving the Amazon rainforest.
October and Piper- helping black-footed ferrets in Kansas.
LOL- helping New Orleans recover from Hurricane Katrina.
Hawk is the one who'll be picking us back up once we're done with our missions, and Mixxwas reducing overpopulation in New York, but in the manga, she "mysteriously disappears." I'm not entirely sure how to resolve that one.
Anyhow, now that you all know where you are in the manga, I need your ideas about what should happen to you or another character. Keep in mind that LOL will get called by Hawk to come help fix the spaceship, which breaks down after Hawk tries to force the stick shift. Also, I pwned 3-D by tricking her into telling a village full of people that they're pigs in French. Heh heh. One last thing that I've written so far is that Bunny and Pinky didn't plan ahead, thus they have no food. So, Bunny found some stuff to make a fire with, including a lighter, and a fish tail.
How the rest of it works out is up to you guys.

-Jadis

Yay!!!

I just started a YouTube account!!!! Wootage! Here's a link... JadisProductions
I'll try to post a video at least once a month, so check occasionally to see if I've added stuff. Sorry the first video's really bad quality... though that probably means all the others will be bad too, darn it. :P

-Jadis

TBWAOCAULN... the Manga!

So, folks, I am currently working on a TBWAOCAULN manga. It's the most successful one I've done yet- I've probably done about fifteen pages, back-to-back, which pretty much means thirty pages counting the fronts and backs. If that makes any sense. I'm adding a few new characters, some minor bad guys, etc. Once I get around to it, I'll scan what I've drawn so far. Operative words "once I get around to it." Heh.

-Jadis

Waimt... Whumpt?

The mailbox tab thing is up. What? Why do we even have a mailbox? Why is there mail in it? I'm so confused.... The letter reads:

"Dear Vampirez!

If you don't go to the

cheerleading thingy at redwood school

I gonna rip you aprat!

-Buffy!!!!"

UGH! I HATE Buffy! She is so annoying!!! She can't even use correct spelling! Maybe we should do it just to get her off our backs. And who knows, it might be fun. *Laughs demonically*

"HEY GUYS! PACK UP YOUR GYM CLOTHES! BUFFY IS MAKIN' US CHEERLEAD!"

Just then, Jadis and 3-D rush in. "WHAT?" They both say.

"I want to get her off our backs. We  might as well do it."

Jadis rolls her eyes. "Ugh, she IS annoying. *Sigh* Just wipe everyone's memory afterwords."

3-D starts screaming. This does not stop. Jadis and I just shove her in the Kloom.

I find Bunny in the living room, playing video games and dieing intentionally. "Bunny, c'mon. We're going cheerleading."

Bunny stops suddenly. Stops EVERYTHING, I mean. Like, she just might have died. She suddenly turns her head creepily. "LEMME GIT MAH SOCKS."

CONTINUED

DX

Um... 3-D? About the whole thing you were saying about boys? Well, it might help if you WEREN'T wearing a tank top. See, there is some logic in the way I dress (pwned, Echo!). So, on with the whole Disney thing.
I finally kicked 3-D off of our *borrowed* laptop so I could get a word in edgewise without LOL's abuse of her boyfriend getting in the way. So, we've been hitting the roller coasters pretty hard, though due to Bunny, we've gotten stuck on stuff like the Dumbo Ride and the Teacups, too. Fortunately, the Small World Ride is broken down, or they're renovating it or something, so we don't have to get THAT going through our heads along with the multitude of other annoying songs around here.
My personal favorite isoeiahtowin foe nrogaeurhngodrahtgioartoai
...BUNNY!
Ok, all for now.

-Jadis

Disney World is EPIC!

Well, I'm typing from the laptop I'm **cough**borrowed**cough** from the Mac store. DISNEY WORLD IS EPIC! Except for all the stupid boys!!!!! >:( Must I explain? I think not. I like the Rockin' Roller Coaster lots. Man, it must be HOT though. People are really sweating. I don't notice it though, why would I? I just dress the part in shorts and a tank top.

Our Magical Day at Disney World.

LOL: watashi mo ureshii yo!
Jadis- Anata no koto shimpaina no.
LOL: DISNEY WRLD!!!!!
Jadis- I k, r?
LOL: :3 mew mew style mewmew grace mew mew power IN UR FACE
Jadis- So... what's your favorite ride so far?
LOL: Tower of terror
Jadis- Figures. I personally like the Rockin Roller Coaster.
LOL:i like pie
Hawk: hi -.-
Jadis- You two just rhymed.
Hawk: unintentionally
Jadis- Except I doubt anything rhymes with "-.-".
LOL:yes dere is its -.-
Jadis- **epic eye roll**
LOL:i luv dis place ! *smcks hawk in the face on accident*
Jadis- I've heard of abusive boyfriends, but not abusive girlfriends. And we're at Disney World, for crying out loud.
LOL:*smacks jadis with a wing* die potato
Jadis- NUUU- wait a second. You just put your wings out. In public. At Disney World.
LOL:like any one would notice
Jadis- Yeah, no one's gonna notice the three kids with wings standing in line for Thunder Mountain, that's for sure.
Hawk: *groan*
Jadis- So, we could A. hope no one notices and act normal or B. fly for our lives.
Hawk: they'll just think there stupid costumes
Jadis- Stupid costumes that move?
LOL- DUH!
Jadis- Stupid costumes that are attached to our backs permanently?
LOL: *face palm*
Jadis- OK, folks. Fold your wings in slooooooowly, but the backpacks back on and hope not many people saw. And if someone tells a Cast Member, just act like they're lying and that we're offended that anyone would say such fallacies.
LOL- or we punch them >:3
Jadis- Ooooooooor we could go with my plan to avoid getting kicked out.
LOL- DARN! *puts back pack on*
Jadis- The train-thing is coming into the loading area, and I doubt it's all that easy to type while we're on a roller coaster, so that's all, folks.

-LOL, Jadis and Hawk

This video's title is not a lie.

It really is the most annoying thing you will ever hear.

Uuuuhh...

So, despite the fact that we've just found out some surprising and slightly weird familial ties, I think we should still go to Disney World. After all, what could be a better way to distract oneself than being unnerved by giant mice and chipmunks and waiting in zillion-mile long lines for awesome rides?
Heh heh.

-Jadis

p.s. Mitz, you are not invited, by the way. You can go to Six Flags, Cedar Point, Disneyland Paris, etc. anywhere OTHER than where we are going.
Just not Disneyland Tokyo.
It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I don't trust you.

*Wakes up, Yawns and looks around room*

*Looks beside bed and sees Mitz is there, sitting, looking the other way.*

*Screams*

Mixx: AAAHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGRAGGLEAHHHHH!!!!

Mitz: *Freaks out* Calm down! Jeez!

Mixx: WHAT are you doing here?!?!?!?

Mitz: *Blushes* Actually, you left the lab door open so.. I kinda wanted to check things out in there... Since I was never in there...

Mixx: Oh. But why are you in my bedroom?

Mitz: I didn't know what was in here. I came in and saw what it was, but before I left I was looking at your bulletin board, Cuz it had a bunch of stuff on it..

Mixx: Oh.

Mitz: Your lab is AWESOME. I didn't touch anything because I was afraid it was gonna blow up..

Mixx: Yeah, that happens sometimes.

Mitz: *Freaked out expression* Uh... Really??

Mixx: Ya know, some things won't kill you if you don't know...

Mitz: *Gets really freaked* But... But..

Mixx: Nevermind.

Mitz: *Quiet for a while, then looks at bulletin board. Sees Picture of Doran.*

Who is that?

Mixx: *Pauses and sighs* Doran... He was my old boyfriend.

Mitz:  Oh. Where is he now?

Mixx: *Doesn't say anything*

Mitz: Oh... S-sorry...

Mixx: It's OK. It's not your fault. *Pauses.* *Begins to get angry* I hate him.

Mitz: Who? *confused*

Mixx: *Turns into warrior form. Mitz backs off* THAT HORRIBLE FIEND WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED! HE HAS DONE TOO MUCH! *Room bursts into flames*

Vic: *Wakes up. Looks around. Freaks out.* *Shouting, to Mitz* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Mitz: I-I don't know! 

Mixx: *Screams*

Vic: Oh. I know what happened. *Explains to Mixx about the whole Harangmariety situation*

Mitz: D-did you just say "Harangmariety?"

Mixx: HE HAS DONE TOO MUCH! FIRST HE ALMOST KILLED ME! THAN HE KILLED DORAN... AND WORST OF ALL..... HE IS MY BROTHER!!!

Vic: Woah. I didn't know that.

Mitz: *Faints*

TO BE CONTINUED

GRAGGLE

Four words, folks: We. Need. Some. Plot.
Nothing has happened in forever! I don't care if an asteroid crashes into the Kloomazalla, as long as something exciting happens.
Wait a second... **lightbulb appears over head**
Let's go to Disney World! Who's with me?

-Jadis

Bye!

I am going on a Vacation with Vic to Figite! (Vermont) I will be back in 2 weeks!

MiXX_

So true...

This video positively screams TBWAOCAULN. Well, other than the cutesy chibi animation, admittedly. "The normal folks are shunning us!"

-Jadis

Hi!!!!!

I miss you all SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!!!! jadis hows your room coming? Mixx Congrats to your sister! LOL, havent heard from you all summer! 3-D how waz camp? Please reply ASAP.

4-panel comics!

As a result of my studying manga and such, I have learned that Japanese-style comics are made up of four panels, and read down. So, I decided to try out making some... with TBWAOCAULN characters! So, here they are. Let's just hope they scan properly.


-Jadis

EDIT- Darn it, I set it to large and they're still to small to read. So, here's the lines in insta-chat form.
Comic One-
Vic- 3-D? What's that?
3-D- Jadis, what is this stuff?
Jadis- O positive, I think!
3-D- Vic? Is something wrong?
Comic Two-
October- Ahem.
LOL- ?
October- I LIKE PUDDING!!!!!
LOL- ...okay?

Waaaaah! Waaaaah! A goo-goo gaga

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL. ALL COLORS, SPELING MISSTKES AND SO ON ARE INCLUDED.

Insta-Chat *Psst!* (Claire=Mixx Liz=3-D Lynn=LBFF Magaret=Jadis Lauren=Piper)

Prill: Peep!

Cla: I Have an idea. Remember the 3 rocks, Margaret, Lynn?

Marg: HECK YEAH!

Liz: What, What?

Cla: I  think we shound start another band with all of us! Liz, Lauren, Margaret, Elizabeth and me!

Marg: Yeah! Good idea!

Lauren: Sure... That would be very cool.

Liz: I like the sound of that! But what about Lynn?

Lynn: Wait, what about ME?!

Cla: Sorry, I meant Lynn.

Lynn: OK awesome! 

Cla: Can the first album be "Biome Days?" I will give you the poster 4 it when I am done.

Marg: The first song can be "Destiny Hope!"

Lauren: OR!!! We could just write a song and we could make funny ones.

Marg: How about "I'm walking home from evening class"?

Liz: As long as it doesn't insult Barack Obama!!

Laur: Ummmm..... Ok!

Marg: Yeah. I meant the remix.

Cla: We could each make 2 songs so we have 10. We have to make parts (Drummer, Pianist, ect.) No lead singer. We ca lead the songs we make.

Marg: I could be Pianist. I've been practicing for 6 years.

Laur: Well I would make 2 songs that were funny and made no sense.

Liz: Sounds great!!! :-)))

Lynn: Woah! I cannot write any songs!

Cla: You can be our publisher! ( Editing, producing, recording) I want to be drummer.

Lynn: Cool!

Marg: What will you guys be, Lauren, Liz?

Lauren: No idea at all!

Liz: Um.............

Lauren: I still don't know!

Marg: ***

Claire: My first song is "Vampire House"

Marg:*** (Static)

Lauren: Mine is... ( Dramatic Effect) "MONKEY ROCK"

Liz: I will be the guitarest! 

The birth of TBWAOCAULN.

-Mixx

MYYYYY WEBCOMICCCC

It updates randomly!!!!!

http://greenieandapple.blogspot.com/

Jadis and LOL, chatting

Jadis- Hi everybody. LOL is blogging with me today!
LOL- HIIIIIIIIIII im bloggering with jadis :D!!!!!cuz mah room is filled with noxious gases!!!
Jadis- o.O
LOL- :D
Jadis- -_-
LOL- -.-
Jadis- So..............
LOL- so what??
Jadis- So what are we blogging about?
LOL- oh yeah we're blogging :3
Jadis- Yeaaaaaah. What are we blogging about?
LOL- stuff in the lives of a narwal
Jadis- **facepalm** How about... Why is your room filled with noxious gases?
LOL- thats easy its because of the evil FOGGER in there
Jadis- Did you have, like, a bug problem? 'Cause I don't think we get bugs in space. Unless, of course, Bunny released Echo's ant farm.
LOL- WELL SORRY FOR GOING TO EARTH JADIS -.-
Jadis- What does that have to do with anything?
LOL- fleas jadis,fleas
Jadis- ...You have fleas?
LOL- NOT ON ME!!! *WACKS JADIS WITH A FRYING PAN*
Jadis- Just make sure that frying pan really is a frying pan. "I screwed up." "Osaka, why are you holding a knife?!"
LOL- -. - i will try and b oblivious to that
Jadis- So, did the fleas get on your flying bison? Joe, or whatever his name is?
LOL- no
Jadis- Then where'd they come from?
LOL- E-A-R-T-H understand...
Jadis- I know they came from earth! How did they get into Spoons?!
LOL- well i cant say hawk didn't get any
Jadis- I'm telling him you said that he has fleas.
LOL- NO DON'T !!!! thats the kind of reason he stays in my room jadis, MY ROOM
Jadis- ...
LOL- ugh *walks into room*
Jadis- So, should we wrap up this post?
LOL- *comes back out with hawk* HE IS JOINING THIS POST!!!
Jadis- OOOOooooookay then...
Hawk- sooooo why am i out here???
Jadis- 'Cause LOL's room is filled with noxious gases?
LOL- NO BECAUSE HE HAD FLEAS thats why he was in the room
Jadis- Was he in there with an oxygen tank or something?
Hawk- NO SHE DIDN'T
Jadis- Then how did you... oh yeah.
Hawk- -.- *gets smacked in the face by lol*
Jadis- Why is that bad?
LOL- he wasn't supposed to mention that last part *slides back into room*
Jadis- PARTIAL ANIMAL CRUELTY!
LOL- *screames from room* SHUT YOUR FACE JADIS*pulls hawk into room*
Jadis- Well, I guess that's the end of this post, folks.

-Jadis, LOL, and partially, Hawk

He-e-e-e-ey...

THIS IS THE 100th POST!!!

100 POSTS!!!

*Random dancing people put crowns and sashes on us that say "Congrats! Ya'll are losers!"*

Mixx: I wonder who made these sashes... *Grumble*

Jadis: I think facebook did it.

3-D: Makes sense.

OH THE MEMORIES!!!!!!!!

Members:

Jadis

Mixx

3-D

Little bunny foo foo

Ocktober

LOL

Piper

Echo

Pinky

AND ANY OTHERS THAT I MAY HAVE FORGOT.

Yaaaaays!

YAY! Tomorrow is super awesome! Why? CUZ IT'S MY EARTHY BIRTHY! (Earth Birthday!) I will be 1000-something years old!  I lost track of my Earth Age. T_T

Sooooooo....

Guess where I'm taking Ya'll for dinner?

dun

dun

dun

SUSHI!!!!!!!

Wahooooooo!

-Mixx (Evil Smiley----->^*v-v*^)

Plotting against Mitz part 2

EUREKA!!! 

OK, Mitz keeps stealing all my gum from my dresser drawer, so I came up with a BRILLIANT ides to get rid of him! 

EXPLODING GUM!

Ingredients: 

Bubble gum

4 ounces of THE SOAP

A super small faulty nuclear reactor.

Mixx: Hey Mitz, want some gum?

Mitz: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Grabs the whole packet and puts it in his mouth*

POWWWWWWW

Mitz (Now a pile of ashes) May I have another?

Greetings from BunnyVille!

Jadis- Bunny is blogging with me today!
Bunny- I am an old fart pregnant midget naked guy!
Jadis- ?!
Bunny- I like pie.
Jadis- Well, that's a new one.
Bunny- The cow goes moo.
Jadis- Reruns! Let's have some plot here!
Bunny- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jadis- Bunny! Such language! Go rinse your mouth out with THE SOAP.
Bunny- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jadis- It's not just soap, it's THE SOAP. DUN DUN DUH.


-Jadis and Bunny, over and out.

The only arguement we ever got in....

**Jadis and 3-D walk into the TV room with clear plastic cups full of red stuff.**
Vic: What's that?
3-D: Uh, B positive?
Jadis: No, it's A positive.
3-D: **Sniffs her cup.** This is B positive.
Jadis: A positive.
3-D: YOU WANNA FIND OUT!?!?
Jadis: IT'S A POSITIVE!!!!
3-D: **Splashes Jadis with cup contents.**
Jadis: Oh, it IS B positive. **Glances at Vic.**
Vic: **Has been slowly backing away. Turns and runs down hallway screaming.**
3-D: We really freaked him out, didn't we?

HIIIIII again :P

i likez food i reallyz do hi 3D thnx for commenting :P mixx thnx 4 lettin meh use ur account :3 and im usin ur account jadis :3

HI!!!!-LoL

yes LoL is blogging eat it jadis! Im here to tell my life story cuz im cool likez dat ok i need to get to the point ...im a vampire with bird wings and .....chicken feet i wuz kidnapped by a dude named fernando and mutated as well ,sadly, im i wuz an original tbwalcauln member( yaz in ur faces wait u were too dang) :P

Jadis in Cedar Point!

OK, I was on the Iron Dragon and my mind was wandering... So when the rollercoaster made it's first drop, I was totally not expecting it. So, I did what came to me instinctually. I unfolded my wings, which ripped my shirt (Fortunately I was the back of the line of cars, so no one saw.) I had to find the nearest gift shop.
I was walking around, looking for the nearest gift shop, trying to keep my back concealed at all times. But then Mixx walked by... Mixx had a backpack! (And a whole bunch of other things)
Jadis: Um.. Electric guitar, Band Hero, and a bean bag chair?
Mixx: I won. Don't ask.
Jadis: OK, ummm... Can I use your backpack-
LBFF: I WON TOO!
And so on.

3-D in Cedar Point!

Man, I was just hitting the rollercoasters. HARD. Man, I am shaken up. I am now taking the skyway back to the front... Wait, what is that? Is that... TBWAOCAULN trying to free piper from a rollercoaster that is hovering upside down? I'm coming for ya! *Jump*
Everyone that saw 3-D jump off: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
3-D: ?
Mixx: 3-D, quickly!  Pry the bars open!
3-D: YAAAAAHHH!
*Piper jumps out of loopy car*
Piper: Thank Grass.
* Car keeps spinning with nothing in it*
3-D: Mixx, do you have something to explain?
Mixx: No, actually.
3-D: It's like the apocalypse... What happened here anyway?
Jadis: Long, long story.

Piper in Cedar Point!

Yahoo! This race (place) is sauceome (Awesome)! Rollertoasters are so drool (cool.) I am rust (just) about to get on my cravrite (favorite) snide (ride.) The Crossbow (Corkscrew!)

WEEEEEEEE!

loopdeloopdepoop(loop)deloopdeloop... Wait, the shmoops(loops) should have cropped (Stopped) by now... WHAAAA? I am looping in midair!

Later that day

Piper: HELIUM (hello) THERE!!!!

LOL: Now I'm just confused.

Mixx: There has GOT to be something illegal about that...

Piper: GOURD (could) YOU GET ME FROWN (down) FROM PIER (here!)

*Exchange of looks*

Jadis: I really haven't seen anything that conflicted with the laws of physics, but we... we can try...

LOL, not in Cedar Point!

Where is the rest of the crew? I can't find anyone... They can't still be in the bathroom... OH NO! THEY LEFT WITHOUT ME! Hm... Lemme check my tracking device... AGHHH! CEDAR POINT! I gotta get out of here! This place is so huge... I can't see the exit... Oh, that looks like it...

Voice: Hello and welcome to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer fun thrill ride!

LOL: Uh oh.

Later that day..

LBFF: I won, too!

LOL: Grarrll... Wait, what happened here?

Jadis: LOL! What happened! You are covered in painted cardboard!

LOL: You don't wanna know, but I will give you a clue. Remember that one time were bunny had to pee and you couldn't find the way out?

Jadis: Oh...

Bunny in Cedar Point!

WAHOO! The top thrill dragster was AWESOME! And YoOoOoU don't want to know what happens when I get on bumper cars! (Lets just say I'm not allowed in there again.) And Now I am hitting the carnival games!

*Walks up to balloon pop stand*

Woman: 3 dollars a go.

LBFF: Oobie Kaybie! * Hands her the money* 

Hmm... *Carefully aims* YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *Fires darts randomly and pops every one on the board*

Woman: OK, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PRIZES IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!

LBFF: Thank you :3

* Walks up to a target shooter*

Man: A dollar a dart.

LBFF: OK! Gimmie 5!

*Aims carefully*

YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Fires 1 dart and hits the middle of the board, piercing the target*

LATER THAT DAY

Mixx: I won.

Hey bunny... Woah...

LBFF: I won, too!

Mixx in Cedar point!

Well, I am walking around... I will NEVER do the top thrill dragster again. Oh, here is the arcade.

Woah, this place is huge... It just keeps going! Oh look at that one show- off on the air hockey, beating everyone. Ha, I could beat him.

Mixx: Hey... How about a game?

Loser: Pfft! As if you could beat the air hockey master! You're just a girl!

Mixx: * Tries to restrain herself from going into warrior form* You know what? How about we make this more interesting. A bet, maybe?

Loser: I'm interested...

Mixx: If I win, you have to give me all your tickets. (The kid has a truckload of freakin` tickets)

Loser: Too easy! Hmm... If I win... I get... Hm... Ooh! *Heehee*

Mixx: *Getting apprehensive* W-What?

Loser: How about you? (The dude is a total nerd)

Mixx: Wait.. No, no never in a million years!

Loser: No, I just mean a date.

Mixx: Well, that's doable... 

Loser: ALRIGHT! Let's get this show on the road! *Fires puck*

Mixx: YAWN! * Shoots it right back, landing in his goal*

Loser: WHA? :O! *Does the same thing again with the same result*

Alright, how it's time to get cooking!

Mixx: Mmhm.

*LATER THAT DAY*

Jadis: So.. where am I? *Mixx walks up*

Uh... Electric Guitar, Band Hero, and full size beanbag chair?

Mixx: I won.

CONTINUED 

**shrugs**

Hey, is that alien guy, Mick or Mink or whatever his name is, still here? I mean, I haven't seen him. In other news, if Mixx fires that shirtgun thing at me one more time, it's getting thrown out the airlock. Seriously. Sure, it fires shirts, which could be considered convenient, but it doesn't match that person's style. I DO NOT WEAR PINK TANK TOPS, PEOPLE!

-Jadis

TBWAOCAULN goes to Cedar Point

*They all walk in, looking around, Mixx looking totally unimpressed and Bunny freaking out.*

Bunny: Lookit that! And that! OM3!!!!!!!!!!!

3-D: Which one should we go on first? The Gemini is nice.

Jadis: The iron dragon is pretty cool.

Piper: How banana the corkscrew?

Jadis: What do you think, Mixx? *Looks around, seeing that Mixx and Bunny are nowhere is sight*

Um, where is Mixx and Bunny?

Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*They look over and see Bunny and Mixx shooting up the Top Thrill Dragster, Mixx screaming her lungs out*

Piper: How apple not hat one?

3-D: We could check out the carnival games.

*Bunny and Mixx walk up to them, Mixx looking nearly passed out and LBFF covered in game prizes, several larger than her*

Mixx: How... about... the.. Arcade? *Passes out* 

Jadis: Maybe we should go our separate ways... Hey, where is LOL? I haven't seen her since we got here.

3-D: Um, I don't think she came?

Mixx: *Raises her her from the ground* We left her at that one rest stop, remember? The one with the free snacks. *Plops her head back down*

Piper: Uh go.

CONTINUED

Bunny, listening in on Mixx and Vic's conversation

Mixx: I was doing some experimenting with cross-species DNA mixing earlier today in the lab. 

Vic: Oh really? What Happened?

Mixx: Let's just say you don't want to mix a cat and a raccoon.

Vic: Makes sense. *Glances over at Mixx. Silence.*

*Mixx pulls her shirtgun# and fires. Vic rockets through the wall, hitting the wall parallel to it. He lands with about 7 shirts on.* 

*Mixx stomps away, warrior form so she is completely red.*

Bunny: I don't gets it.

-Mixx and the sick-minded Vic.

#Shirtgun: A gun that fires shirts, not bullets. Very powerful when fired directly at a target.

???

This alien guy is seriously creeping me out. I mean, every time I come into the room, he looks at me weird. Then I feel like I want to sock him in the gut, but that's normal. What is up with this guy?

-Jadis

Mixx after going into a gaming trance for 84 hours

Which is exactly what Vic did. I chewed his kneecaps off.

ROTFL

I was bored, so I made these.

Outer space comedy #1

(Mitz is checking out the arsenal of weapons as Vic and Mixx are fighting a goo monster from planet Tahhsu)

MITZ: Hmm....

Mixx, which gun should I use? Small or large?

MIXX: Small. They are easier to carry, and you can pull them out quickly. *Holds up gun to show him, and goo monster eats it.* Oh shoot. *Pulls out another one, exactly like the first* And you can carry multiple! 

MITZ: Hmm....

Vic, which gun should I use? Small or large?

VIC: Large. They carry more ammo, and they are more powerful, like this laser rifle. *He shows it off, and the goo monster attempts to eat it, but chokes and spits it out* Plus, they are harder to lose.

MITZ: Hmm.... *He goes and asks Vic and Mixx several times more, with the same responses*

Ughh, this is hard. *Lightbulb moment* Ah, I know! *Picks a medium gun, and walk over to Vic, Mixx and gooey*

MIXX & VIC: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?!? NEVER, EVER PICK A MEDIUM SIZE GUN! NEVER NO NEVER!!!!!!

MITZ: Uh.... *Goo monster eats him*

MIXX: Great, that plan worked like a charm. Thanks, Nate.

NATE THE GOO MONSTER: *In a girl's voice* No prob.

*They both turn around, walking back to the Kloom. Mitz runs toward them, and Mixx and Vic are shocked*

MITZ: Hey, have you seen Fred the Box dressed as me run by here? 

VIC AND MIXX: *Gapes*

- Mixx & Vic

Jadis and 3-D, chatting

Jadis- Hi! 3-D is "sleeping" over, so we thought we'd post together.
3-D~ Hi world!!! :)
Jadis- ...what to say?!?
3-D~ Uh, uh, uh, uh, I dunno.
Jadis- Wellll.... so what do you think of that alien dude?
3-D~ He deserves to get dead.
Jadis- ...?! Why?
3-D~ He crashed into our Kloom parking area. HE WILL GET DEAD!!
Jadis- Well, I don't think he could have stopped himself from crashing into the Kloom deck. I mean, I think the engines on his ship failed, like Mixx's.
3-D~ We don't know that yet. He's still knocked out. We should poke his face until he wakes up.
Jadis- heheh. good idea.
3-D~ **Goes into room where alien dude is and starts to poke his face.** Hey, hey dude. Wake up. WAKE UP ALREADY!!!
Jadis- I don't think he's planning on waking up...
3-D~ **Pokes harder.** WAKE UP FOREIGN PERSON!!
Jadis- Something tells me he's not gonna wake up just because you're poking him. Say... let's go watch Invader Zim to pass the time.
3-D~ **Gives up.** 'Kay.
(five hours later......)
Jadis- I THINK MY BRAIN'S GONNA KERPLODE!!!!!!!!
3-D~ TOO MUCH INVADER ZIM!!!!!!
Jadis- And it's only three in the morning!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH OURSELVES?!?!!
3-D~ I DON'T KNOW HALF THE TIME ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jadis- Wow, somebody's confident.
3-D~ **SLAPS Jadis.**
Jadis- YOW! Hey! What was that for?!?!? Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?!?!
3-D~ I do. IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET A BUCKET OF WATER AND POUR IT ON ALIEN DUDE!!!!!!
Jadis- excellent notion, that. see? you do know. and... I think "alien dude" is gonna be that guy's name for the rest of his life.
3-D~ Yup.

TO BE CONTINUED.......

-Jadis and 3-D

Alien kid #2?

Um, this spaceship just crash-landed in our front yard. It doesn't have a license plate and it certainly isn't a Kloomazalla. To 3-D, this is a bit Deja Vu.  Oh, a guy is getting out. I better go see who he is... *Loads laser gun with "Alien Stopper"*

Little green guy, sorta looks like Zim, but his eyes are blue and his antennae are pointed in the same direction as mine.

He starts babbling hysterically in  some weird language that I do not know. I make him turn around and I scan his shoulder and Viola, a translator chip. I set it for "English" and he said "-And I just ended up here? where am I? Who are you?" I try to calm him down but he just keeps panicking. I finally have to tranquilate him because I was afraid he would die from a heart attack or something. The whole thing was quite humorous. He kept babbling and I was a-like "Shaddup" and I shot him with the tranquilizer. Then he made a funny sedated face and fell over.  Heheh.

-Mixx

It got dead........

OUR BLOG IS DYING!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT PART OF THE MASTER PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The actual truth (hopefully.)

Well, after all that fiasco, it turns out the whole "Vic's actually Vicky" thing was just a prank. A very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, veryveryvery big prank. Which involved Vic sneaking an item of clothing out of my closet. I believe he's learned to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, evereverever do that ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, again.
(Why do I keep repeating words?)

-Jadis

Ya got me.

You are right, I really am a girl. But I'm not the Vic you knew. I am his twin sister, Vicki. He is VICTOR Hamilton, and I am VICKI Hamilton. Vic is dead by now. So, now that you know the truth, please don't kill me.

-Vic

Fast Forwarding noises #2

Five years in the future! What wonders does it behold? We have no idea! Lets drop in on Vic and Mixx, shall we?

The two are making out in Mixx's bedroom. The stop and talk for a while, cuddling.

"Mixx, I have something to tell you."

"What is it, Vic?"

"Well, it's hard to explain."

"Oh, please, you can tell me."

"Well, here we go... I'm actually a girl."

"Hahahaha! Right. What's the real thing you want to say?"

"No, I'm serious! Look" *Takes off his/her/it's shirt*

*Mixx screams*

"No way. No way. NO FREAKING WAY."

*Mixx collapses and has a seizure.*

"Hey, what is going on in there? We're coming in."

*Jaws drop at sight of seizuring Mixx and Shirtless Vic.*

"Wha-? You are-? I is-? Aunt Gurt said-? GAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

Seems like chaos. This is normal, but not to this amount... Hm.

**Sing-songy.**

Vic LOOOOOOOOOOVES Mixx, Vic LOOOOOOOOOVES Mixx.

I never said I wouldn't tease you.

Eliminations!

So it is either LOL, Pinky, Echo (Um, I am eliminating LBFF) October, or.... me.

Tell it brotha!

-Mixx

Vic, Vic.

OK, I get it. Who is it that you like, Vic? Someone down on Earth?

Or dare I say..

A TBWAOCAULN member? Tell us!

-Mixx

GRAH

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART!?!? I WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHGHGHGH

-Mixx

Hi.

My name is Vic Vector. My name used yo be Vic Hamilton, but Mixx changed it for some odd reason. I work in the lab with her, and it really is interesting. I don't mind working in the lab at all. In fact, it's fun. The work part isn't the best but... Nevermind. I used to be a brainwashed dog-human. At first that was fun but then it got boring. So, I rolled around the floor saying "Noony" in order to express my displeasure. It worked. I do like my hair now. It has a weird sticky-outy thing in the back. Maybe it is because I wore my hair in a ponytail all the time. I kinda look like dib now. Meh.

-Vic

Vic, back to normal.

Well, I turned Vic back to normal. He is now working with me in the lab. It is a very long story how he got that position (Let's just say that I had to unprogram my Kloom and lock and bar the doors) but he is a very good assistant. I gave him a highly needed hair cut. (His hair was longer than mine and my hair is halfway down my back.) He is very grateful for that.

All for now,

-Mixxi D.

AAACK

Is it just me, or has no one checked any of the TBWAOCAULN sites/blogs for DAYS? (Other than me.)
So, random post, just to keep this blog from going kerflooey. Y'know how we took home our ATB papers today? Well, I figured, why not mess with them a little, TBWAOCAULN style? As in, little comments from all the members all over. I'll color code the comments, so all I need to know is what you guys want to say on it, and where. Example: on note space D3, 3-D could scratch D3 out and write "3-D" instead.

-Jadis

Mixx Eats Waffles

Setting: 3-D's house, just after Mixx zapped me.

Mixx: Hey, you know who came by today?
Bunny: (squeek)
Mixx: That ugly neighbor lady. She was wearing this horrible-
Jadis: (Tackles Mixx from ceiling)
Mixx: Aah! The mutant bird-kid has escaped! Bunny! Defensive mode!
Bunny: (puts more waffles on the table) These got peanuts and soap in 'em!

-Jadis

Sitting in the living room.

So, right now I am just sitting in the living room, chilling. Readin` a magazine. LBFF is with Pinky and Echo, the vampires are out hunting and Piper is out shopping for groceries. So, I am alone with Vic, Doran and Miriam, my cat.
What.. what is that?
Someone is knocking at the door. I probably locked the house and Piper is back.
Kay.. Oh, Doran is getting the door. Chilling on the couch again. Wait. Is that Doran screaming? Whats going on?
Walking to the front hall... Jogging to front front hall... Sprinting into the front hall...


DORAN!

H-h-h-Harangmariety? I thought you were dead! Where are you going?
Doran?
Doran?!
DORAN IS DEAD!
DORAN IS DEAD!!!!
DORAN IS DEAD!!!!!!!

The Restaurant Comedy- Part 1

3-D- (walks into kitchen) Bunny!! Why are you putting illegal drugs in a skillet?!
Bunny- (smiles angelically) I'm making pot roast!

-Jadis

Prompt Wait Time for your Order- 5 seconds.

So... what would YOU do if you lived in space and your alien friend moved out for sixty years? Well, if you're us, you open a breakfast-all-day restaurant! (I claim being the very, very, very, very, "short" order cook.) As in, I catapult your order right onto the table.

-Jadis

*Angry grunts coming from Mixx's room*

*Sounds of furniture being moved around and put in bags*
*Open of a door and a loud slam*
*Sound of a switch*
*Open of a door and inside not a normal TBWAOCAULN room, a generic, bland guest room with no lab. Normal switches and electrical cabinets pop up all over the place.*
*Angry stomps*
*Open and slam of front door*
*Sound of bags being loaded in trunk*
*Engine start up noise*
* Takeoff of Kloomazalla*
And a note.

"I have left. And that is all I have to say.
-Mixx
P.S.
No one may enter the rebellion"

YAYAYAYAYAY!!

Happy Birthday, 2 3!
Happy Birthday, 2 3!
Happy Birthday TBWAOCAULN,
Happy Birthday 2 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday both Jadis and TBWAOCAULN!*
-Mixxy D.



*Is not pronounced Tibroccoli.

*Fast Forwarding noises*

Well, it has been 100 years since I last posted. The reason for that is the blogger-Iraq issue, which outlawed blogger for a while. Well, A lot of things have happened. Polar bears have gone extinct. The afternoon when all of them were gone, half of China was also gone. Anyway, I have meet this person in our school, that looks exactly like my old boyfriend from Figite... Our story is so long, I can't tell it... Oh, Doran, I would give anything to be with you..
-Mixx

Foodie Trouble...

Mmmm. I have found a DELICIOUS new favorite dip! But you guys don't like it so much.
Its GARLIC BUTTER. Mmmmm... Unfortunately, you guys break out in an allergy fit whenever I eat it. Fortunately, it doesn't kill you like myth says. It just gives you an allergy attack.
3-D, don't you dare throw it out the window. In space, it will expand UNTIL IT REACHES THE SIZE OF THE WHOLE HOUSE. Oops, I hit caps.
-Mixx

Thank you Echo.

Everybody needs to give Echo a round of applause because she has let us stay at her summer house in Italy while Mixx fixes the Kloom. Pinky is here too and is shocking everyone (Even Jadis and me.) and it hurts!!!!! But, I'm really happy to have a place to stay.

Desperate Times Call For Corny Puzzles.

Well, I- **cough** "borrowed" some paper and pencils from a store in Italy, and so occupied myself while standing guard to, to quote Mixx, make sure we didn't "get attacked by angry werewolves." Here's what I drew. Basically, it's all the members of TBWAOCAULN wearing each others' clothes, mainly because Piper supposedly did the laundry. So, for the corny puzzle- can you guess who is wearing whose clothing?

-Jadis

The Start Of A New Fiasco

Well, it sure is lucky I thought to grab the laptop before we "abandoned ship," because now the Kloomazalla is wrecked and we're stranded... guess where? Italy. And, 3-D, guess what place we're ten miles north of, and stuck there because we can't move the Kloom?

-Jadis

Get. Him. Out.

Okay guys, I thought having Vic in our house was a good thing, but please!! Get. Him. Out. Now. He's driving me insane!!!!! I'm not coming back to Spoons until Vic is gone.

Interrogation Time!

Ok, this is how I Interrogated him.
I know when he is lying, so I give him an electric shock ever time he does.
Me: OK, what is your name?
Vic: Um.. Joe. *ZAAAPPP*
Me: I know your name.
Vic: *urmmp*
It kinda went like that the whole time.
I finally got him to cough it up.
He saw me getting into the Kloom one day, and he just expected the vampire-ness. For now, I am keeping him in the house.
-Mixx

*slowly creeping through the bushes*

Through the corn field crawls a small kitten.. Or not.
It is I, Mixx! The kitten is lime green, and BTW, I was recently promoted to warrior-peacemaker. I am now green! See, here is how it went down:
Vic is this nerd kid at school, and he thinks we are aliens and vampires and all that. I don't know how, because it isn't like in Invader Zim where he has a green head showing. I mean, I have a perfect disguise, and so do the others. I suppose there may be a flaw, but where in the heck?
But, he is chasing after us. So I left this Decoy Kloomazalla (It is a model, so it doesn't work in the least) for him to find. Oh! I hear something. Put on my cute kitten act...
Mew?
Hee hee, its working! Hes coming over to pet me...
SHAPESHIFT!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!! I AM EVIL ALLIGATOR-SNAKE LADY!!! Hissssssss.....
And he runs away screaming, but grab him, give him an electric shock, he passes out, and I go put him in the real Kloomazalla.
And I take him back for interrogation.

I wonder...

Hey, I've been wondering, what happens when the sun goes out? I mean, where will we go? Jadis and I will still have to hunt, and I like the sun's warmth. What are we gonna do?

Grrrrrrr

Goldy can't be the last poster on here anymore, so I thought I'd post! I. Am. Smart. Well, that was all. Um, yeah. Later!

MWAHAHAHA! This is Goldy!

WARNING-WARNING-WARNING

Tonight is a full moon, for those of you who that affects. Including me. Hey, 3-D, I propose that Bunny is the one in the cage this time. I mean, us being in the cage really doesn't make any sense.

TBWAOCAULN- The Movie

I am trying trying TRYING to make a movie about TBWAOCAULN, but let me tell you, it's REALLY hard and time-consuming to get the right dramatic affect. 3-D, you will be glad to know that I'm using the song All About Us by T.A.T.U. Once I'm finished, you will have to come over to my house to watch it, because a. it takes a million years to load it onto the blog and b. it contains actual pictures of us, and I'm paranoid about stuff like that. So creepy stalker people who hunt kids, you're outta luck here.

-Jadis

Ughhh...

Even Figitians get sick... Ughh.. Can't keep anything down.. I haven't barfed this much in years...
(True story)

Uuuuhhh Ohhhhh...

WE MISSED THE WEDDING!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOMGOMGOMGOOMGOGOMGOMGOMGOMG

My Recipe For Pot Roast

Pot Roast
From the kitchen of Jadis D.
Ingredients- Beef, chicken stock, carrots, salt, thyme, pepper, celery.
1. Season meat with salt, thyme, and pepper.
2. Pour chicken stock into crock pot.
3. Chop carrots and celery.
4. Accidentally cut finger on knife.
5. Freak out.
6. Almost get killed.

-Jadis

LAH

Well, I have found a school somewhere in Canada that we could go to. That way, Jadis and 3-D can hunt after school.
-Mixx

X- hahahaha Men

Well, I was channel surfing today and came across an X-Men animation show. So, I called everyone into the TV room and we all had a good laugh about it. I mean, no offense to its creators, but compared to us, they're majorly lame. I mean, yeah, I can't shoot lasers out of my eyes, and Mixx doesn't have retractable claws last time I checked, but we are SO much more awesome. That is all.

-Jadis

The Aftermath

So, now that all that insanity is over, what are we going to do with ourselves? I mean, by now we're used to a very busy and epic environment. Now, not so much. What now?

-Jadis

The Final Verdict

Drumroll please...
Mixx isn't evil! Yay!
That is all.

-Jadis

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! **Is ovsly freaking out.** Mixx MIGHT killl us ALL!!!!!!! What do we do?????????????? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year!

Well, the happiest part of our New Year is that we will not have to deal with a psychomaniac mind-controlling Fijitan. Phew. Also, my New Year's resolution is to... uh... come up with a catch phrase for myself! Dunno.

-Jadis