Desperate Times Call For Corny Puzzles.

Well, I- **cough** "borrowed" some paper and pencils from a store in Italy, and so occupied myself while standing guard to, to quote Mixx, make sure we didn't "get attacked by angry werewolves." Here's what I drew. Basically, it's all the members of TBWAOCAULN wearing each others' clothes, mainly because Piper supposedly did the laundry. So, for the corny puzzle- can you guess who is wearing whose clothing?

-Jadis

The Start Of A New Fiasco

Well, it sure is lucky I thought to grab the laptop before we "abandoned ship," because now the Kloomazalla is wrecked and we're stranded... guess where? Italy. And, 3-D, guess what place we're ten miles north of, and stuck there because we can't move the Kloom?

-Jadis

Get. Him. Out.

Okay guys, I thought having Vic in our house was a good thing, but please!! Get. Him. Out. Now. He's driving me insane!!!!! I'm not coming back to Spoons until Vic is gone.

Interrogation Time!

Ok, this is how I Interrogated him.
I know when he is lying, so I give him an electric shock ever time he does.
Me: OK, what is your name?
Vic: Um.. Joe. *ZAAAPPP*
Me: I know your name.
Vic: *urmmp*
It kinda went like that the whole time.
I finally got him to cough it up.
He saw me getting into the Kloom one day, and he just expected the vampire-ness. For now, I am keeping him in the house.
-Mixx

*slowly creeping through the bushes*

Through the corn field crawls a small kitten.. Or not.
It is I, Mixx! The kitten is lime green, and BTW, I was recently promoted to warrior-peacemaker. I am now green! See, here is how it went down:
Vic is this nerd kid at school, and he thinks we are aliens and vampires and all that. I don't know how, because it isn't like in Invader Zim where he has a green head showing. I mean, I have a perfect disguise, and so do the others. I suppose there may be a flaw, but where in the heck?
But, he is chasing after us. So I left this Decoy Kloomazalla (It is a model, so it doesn't work in the least) for him to find. Oh! I hear something. Put on my cute kitten act...
Mew?
Hee hee, its working! Hes coming over to pet me...
SHAPESHIFT!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!! I AM EVIL ALLIGATOR-SNAKE LADY!!! Hissssssss.....
And he runs away screaming, but grab him, give him an electric shock, he passes out, and I go put him in the real Kloomazalla.
And I take him back for interrogation.

I wonder...

Hey, I've been wondering, what happens when the sun goes out? I mean, where will we go? Jadis and I will still have to hunt, and I like the sun's warmth. What are we gonna do?

Grrrrrrr

Goldy can't be the last poster on here anymore, so I thought I'd post! I. Am. Smart. Well, that was all. Um, yeah. Later!

MWAHAHAHA! This is Goldy!