3-D
Name: 3-D 'Mentional
Age: 17
Mutation: Vampire; She has the least mutations in TBWAOCAULN (Correct me if I'm wrong on this one.)
Favorite music genre: Rock 'n' Roll
Favorite bands: The Beatles, The Police, U2, etc.
Political views: Political people suck
Religious views: Christian (ironic, I know)
Age: 17
Mutation: Vampire; She has the least mutations in TBWAOCAULN (Correct me if I'm wrong on this one.)
Favorite music genre: Rock 'n' Roll
Favorite bands: The Beatles, The Police, U2, etc.
Political views: Political people suck
Religious views: Christian (ironic, I know)
3-D's a daredevil. And since she's an immortal vampire, she's literally got all the time in the world to do what she wants. Her hobbies include creating destructive technology, watching Glee and pretty much just hanging out. Jade is often her partner in crime.
Jade
Name: Jade Graves
Age: 17... ish.
Mutation: Vampire with wings
Favorite Music: Evanesence, Black Eyed Peas, Sum 41, Marilyn Manson, all that great stuff
Political Views: Barack Obama can go into a pit and die.
Religious Views: Private.
Jade is sort of a quiet type. She's good at cooking, so she's often in the kitchen... whether she likes it or not. Her hobbies include reading manga, cooking (of course) and listening to music at excessive volume. She also has wings and sometimes flies around in the gym.
Jade knows a ton of different languages, and apparently learns new ones in her spare time. Her repertoire currently includes english, latin, spanish, german, japanese, gaelic, elysian code, french, arabic, and indonesian.
Jade used to be deathly afraid of vampires (GET IT?!), hence the turtleneck, but she eventually got over it... because 3-D turned her into one.
Bunneh
Bunneh is... well, crazy. She looks like the youngest TBWAOCAULN member, and acts like it too, but she's actually about the same age as the rest of them. She has a destructive, yet cute nature, and likes to torture Vic in any way possible. She has a love of cute animals, but all of her attempts to have a live pet were failures, so she drew a face on a box and named it Fred.
Bunneh is a self-named "werebunny," which is mainly the same thing as a werewolf, but she turns into a giant, rabid bunny on full moons instead. This is especially inconveniencing to 3-D and Jadis, as they are the only ones who can restrain her in this state, thus "wasting a perfectly good night," according to them.
LOL (Lynn O'Laikey)
Despite the destructive nature of many TBWAOCAULN members, LOL is the resident troublemaker. She appears to have no conscience whatsoever and takes pleasure in torturing her boyfriend, Hawk, who
she does actually like, but has a hard time showing it. She loves all things paranormal, and the DVR is often full of the documentaries on Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster that she's taped. She also often uses strange slang, such as "allz yallz" and "what the chizz."LOL has blue jay wings that are, for some reason, much bigger than Jadis's even though Jadis is a good foot taller than her. The world may never know why.
Flick
Name: Flick
Age: 17
Mutation: Half vampire half werewolf, apparently
Flick is one crazy girl. She's obsessed with the Twilight Saga, which sorta creeps Jade and 3-D out, and often wears shirts with the movie actors' faces on them just because of that.
Jade met Flick at a convention, and once she found out about Flick's species (I suppose you could call it that), she immediately invited her to join TBWAOCAULN.
Hawk
Hawk has, well, hawk wings. He used to be in the same "flock" as LOL, along with two other members who died in an explosion.
Vic
Vic is, to put it bluntly, an accident-prone nerd. He's the only normal human being in TBWAOCAULN, so he's always running into trouble, mainly caused by Bunneh. Even Hawk, the only other boy, likes to make fun of his dorky qualities.
Pinky
Pinky is basically your usual sweet little girl, the total opposite of most other TBWAOCAULN members. Her favorite color is pink, hence the name. Bunneh often ropes her into helping out with a scheme, which she just sort of helplessly goes along with. Pinky appears to be part electric eel, and can create a static charge at will. She often accidentally zaps people, but she never does it on purpose.
Echo
Echo is quite the nature lover. She's kind of shy, but very friendly all the same. She has a pet lizard named Fisher who seems to have a mischievous personality all his own. Echo knows about all kinds of cool places down on Earth that humans, for the most part, don't know about, and often visits them.
MINOR CHARACTERS
October
A little fairy who smacked into the windshield of the TBWAOCAULN spaceship. She is very hyperactive and is often singing a song she made about pudding.
Piper
A girl with a rare disorder called RSD (Random Sayings Disease), which means she cannot say anything that makes any sense. However, some people are able to decode what the heck she's saying.
S.A.F.A.I.
S.A.F.A.I. is an acronym which no one can remember what the heck it stands for, but there are four members:
Crystal Klain
Apparent leader of S.A.F.A.I. Loves to read and watch anime.
Elaine Hudsie
Loves roleplaying and horseback riding. Usually scares the crud out of the horse, though.
Sierra Spier
Says that she laughs when someone dies in a book. Does anyone believe her? No, not really.
Skye Slone
Has a little sister named Terra, which Jadis finds hilarious, for some reason. Crystal calls her Skye-ni.
