???

This alien guy is seriously creeping me out. I mean, every time I come into the room, he looks at me weird. Then I feel like I want to sock him in the gut, but that's normal. What is up with this guy?

-Jadis

Mixx after going into a gaming trance for 84 hours

Which is exactly what Vic did. I chewed his kneecaps off.

ROTFL

I was bored, so I made these.

Outer space comedy #1

(Mitz is checking out the arsenal of weapons as Vic and Mixx are fighting a goo monster from planet Tahhsu)

MITZ: Hmm....

Mixx, which gun should I use? Small or large?

MIXX: Small. They are easier to carry, and you can pull them out quickly. *Holds up gun to show him, and goo monster eats it.* Oh shoot. *Pulls out another one, exactly like the first* And you can carry multiple! 

MITZ: Hmm....

Vic, which gun should I use? Small or large?

VIC: Large. They carry more ammo, and they are more powerful, like this laser rifle. *He shows it off, and the goo monster attempts to eat it, but chokes and spits it out* Plus, they are harder to lose.

MITZ: Hmm.... *He goes and asks Vic and Mixx several times more, with the same responses*

Ughh, this is hard. *Lightbulb moment* Ah, I know! *Picks a medium gun, and walk over to Vic, Mixx and gooey*

MIXX & VIC: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?!? NEVER, EVER PICK A MEDIUM SIZE GUN! NEVER NO NEVER!!!!!!

MITZ: Uh.... *Goo monster eats him*

MIXX: Great, that plan worked like a charm. Thanks, Nate.

NATE THE GOO MONSTER: *In a girl's voice* No prob.

*They both turn around, walking back to the Kloom. Mitz runs toward them, and Mixx and Vic are shocked*

MITZ: Hey, have you seen Fred the Box dressed as me run by here? 

VIC AND MIXX: *Gapes*

- Mixx & Vic

Jadis and 3-D, chatting

Jadis- Hi! 3-D is "sleeping" over, so we thought we'd post together.
3-D~ Hi world!!! :)
Jadis- ...what to say?!?
3-D~ Uh, uh, uh, uh, I dunno.
Jadis- Wellll.... so what do you think of that alien dude?
3-D~ He deserves to get dead.
Jadis- ...?! Why?
3-D~ He crashed into our Kloom parking area. HE WILL GET DEAD!!
Jadis- Well, I don't think he could have stopped himself from crashing into the Kloom deck. I mean, I think the engines on his ship failed, like Mixx's.
3-D~ We don't know that yet. He's still knocked out. We should poke his face until he wakes up.
Jadis- heheh. good idea.
3-D~ **Goes into room where alien dude is and starts to poke his face.** Hey, hey dude. Wake up. WAKE UP ALREADY!!!
Jadis- I don't think he's planning on waking up...
3-D~ **Pokes harder.** WAKE UP FOREIGN PERSON!!
Jadis- Something tells me he's not gonna wake up just because you're poking him. Say... let's go watch Invader Zim to pass the time.
3-D~ **Gives up.** 'Kay.
(five hours later......)
Jadis- I THINK MY BRAIN'S GONNA KERPLODE!!!!!!!!
3-D~ TOO MUCH INVADER ZIM!!!!!!
Jadis- And it's only three in the morning!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH OURSELVES?!?!!
3-D~ I DON'T KNOW HALF THE TIME ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jadis- Wow, somebody's confident.
3-D~ **SLAPS Jadis.**
Jadis- YOW! Hey! What was that for?!?!? Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?!?!
3-D~ I do. IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET A BUCKET OF WATER AND POUR IT ON ALIEN DUDE!!!!!!
Jadis- excellent notion, that. see? you do know. and... I think "alien dude" is gonna be that guy's name for the rest of his life.
3-D~ Yup.

TO BE CONTINUED.......

-Jadis and 3-D

Alien kid #2?

Um, this spaceship just crash-landed in our front yard. It doesn't have a license plate and it certainly isn't a Kloomazalla. To 3-D, this is a bit Deja Vu.  Oh, a guy is getting out. I better go see who he is... *Loads laser gun with "Alien Stopper"*

Little green guy, sorta looks like Zim, but his eyes are blue and his antennae are pointed in the same direction as mine.

He starts babbling hysterically in  some weird language that I do not know. I make him turn around and I scan his shoulder and Viola, a translator chip. I set it for "English" and he said "-And I just ended up here? where am I? Who are you?" I try to calm him down but he just keeps panicking. I finally have to tranquilate him because I was afraid he would die from a heart attack or something. The whole thing was quite humorous. He kept babbling and I was a-like "Shaddup" and I shot him with the tranquilizer. Then he made a funny sedated face and fell over.  Heheh.

-Mixx

It got dead........

OUR BLOG IS DYING!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT PART OF THE MASTER PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The actual truth (hopefully.)

Well, after all that fiasco, it turns out the whole "Vic's actually Vicky" thing was just a prank. A very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, veryveryvery big prank. Which involved Vic sneaking an item of clothing out of my closet. I believe he's learned to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, evereverever do that ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, again.
(Why do I keep repeating words?)

-Jadis

Ya got me.

You are right, I really am a girl. But I'm not the Vic you knew. I am his twin sister, Vicki. He is VICTOR Hamilton, and I am VICKI Hamilton. Vic is dead by now. So, now that you know the truth, please don't kill me.

-Vic

Fast Forwarding noises #2

Five years in the future! What wonders does it behold? We have no idea! Lets drop in on Vic and Mixx, shall we?

The two are making out in Mixx's bedroom. The stop and talk for a while, cuddling.

"Mixx, I have something to tell you."

"What is it, Vic?"

"Well, it's hard to explain."

"Oh, please, you can tell me."

"Well, here we go... I'm actually a girl."

"Hahahaha! Right. What's the real thing you want to say?"

"No, I'm serious! Look" *Takes off his/her/it's shirt*

*Mixx screams*

"No way. No way. NO FREAKING WAY."

*Mixx collapses and has a seizure.*

"Hey, what is going on in there? We're coming in."

*Jaws drop at sight of seizuring Mixx and Shirtless Vic.*

"Wha-? You are-? I is-? Aunt Gurt said-? GAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

Seems like chaos. This is normal, but not to this amount... Hm.

**Sing-songy.**

Vic LOOOOOOOOOOVES Mixx, Vic LOOOOOOOOOVES Mixx.

I never said I wouldn't tease you.