6.25.2010

Greetings from BunnyVille!

Jadis- Bunny is blogging with me today!
Bunny- I am an old fart pregnant midget naked guy!
Jadis- ?!
Bunny- I like pie.
Jadis- Well, that's a new one.
Bunny- The cow goes moo.
Jadis- Reruns! Let's have some plot here!
Bunny- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jadis- Bunny! Such language! Go rinse your mouth out with THE SOAP.
Bunny- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jadis- It's not just soap, it's THE SOAP. DUN DUN DUH.


-Jadis and Bunny, over and out.

6.24.2010

The only arguement we ever got in....

**Jadis and 3-D walk into the TV room with clear plastic cups full of red stuff.**
Vic: What's that?
3-D: Uh, B positive?
Jadis: No, it's A positive.
3-D: **Sniffs her cup.** This is B positive.
Jadis: A positive.
3-D: YOU WANNA FIND OUT!?!?
Jadis: IT'S A POSITIVE!!!!
3-D: **Splashes Jadis with cup contents.**
Jadis: Oh, it IS B positive. **Glances at Vic.**
Vic: **Has been slowly backing away. Turns and runs down hallway screaming.**
3-D: We really freaked him out, didn't we?

HIIIIII again :P

i likez food i reallyz do hi 3D thnx for commenting :P mixx thnx 4 lettin meh use ur account :3 and im usin ur account jadis :3

6.19.2010

HI!!!!-LoL

yes LoL is blogging eat it jadis! Im here to tell my life story cuz im cool likez dat ok i need to get to the point ...im a vampire with bird wings and .....chicken feet i wuz kidnapped by a dude named fernando and mutated as well ,sadly, im i wuz an original tbwalcauln member( yaz in ur faces wait u were too dang) :P

6.17.2010

Jadis in Cedar Point!

OK, I was on the Iron Dragon and my mind was wandering... So when the rollercoaster made it's first drop, I was totally not expecting it. So, I did what came to me instinctually. I unfolded my wings, which ripped my shirt (Fortunately I was the back of the line of cars, so no one saw.) I had to find the nearest gift shop.
I was walking around, looking for the nearest gift shop, trying to keep my back concealed at all times. But then Mixx walked by... Mixx had a backpack! (And a whole bunch of other things)
Jadis: Um.. Electric guitar, Band Hero, and a bean bag chair?
Mixx: I won. Don't ask.
Jadis: OK, ummm... Can I use your backpack-
LBFF: I WON TOO!
And so on.

3-D in Cedar Point!

Man, I was just hitting the rollercoasters. HARD. Man, I am shaken up. I am now taking the skyway back to the front... Wait, what is that? Is that... TBWAOCAULN trying to free piper from a rollercoaster that is hovering upside down? I'm coming for ya! *Jump*
Everyone that saw 3-D jump off: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
3-D: ?
Mixx: 3-D, quickly!  Pry the bars open!
3-D: YAAAAAHHH!
*Piper jumps out of loopy car*
Piper: Thank Grass.
* Car keeps spinning with nothing in it*
3-D: Mixx, do you have something to explain?
Mixx: No, actually.
3-D: It's like the apocalypse... What happened here anyway?
Jadis: Long, long story.

Piper in Cedar Point!

Yahoo! This race (place) is sauceome (Awesome)! Rollertoasters are so drool (cool.) I am rust (just) about to get on my cravrite (favorite) snide (ride.) The Crossbow (Corkscrew!)
WEEEEEEEE!
loopdeloopdepoop(loop)deloopdeloop... Wait, the shmoops(loops) should have cropped (Stopped) by now... WHAAAA? I am looping in midair!
Later that day
Piper: HELIUM (hello) THERE!!!!
LOL: Now I'm just confused.
Mixx: There has GOT to be something illegal about that...
Piper: GOURD (could) YOU GET ME FROWN (down) FROM PIER (here!)
*Exchange of looks*
Jadis: I really haven't seen anything that conflicted with the laws of physics, but we... we can try...

LOL, not in Cedar Point!

Where is the rest of the crew? I can't find anyone... They can't still be in the bathroom... OH NO! THEY LEFT WITHOUT ME! Hm... Lemme check my tracking device... AGHHH! CEDAR POINT! I gotta get out of here! This place is so huge... I can't see the exit... Oh, that looks like it...
Voice: Hello and welcome to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer fun thrill ride!
LOL: Uh oh.
Later that day..
LBFF: I won, too!
LOL: Grarrll... Wait, what happened here?
Jadis: LOL! What happened! You are covered in painted cardboard!
LOL: You don't wanna know, but I will give you a clue. Remember that one time were bunny had to pee and you couldn't find the way out?
Jadis: Oh...

Bunny in Cedar Point!

WAHOO! The top thrill dragster was AWESOME! And YoOoOoU don't want to know what happens when I get on bumper cars! (Lets just say I'm not allowed in there again.) And Now I am hitting the carnival games!
*Walks up to balloon pop stand*
Woman: 3 dollars a go.
LBFF: Oobie Kaybie! * Hands her the money* 
Hmm... *Carefully aims* YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *Fires darts randomly and pops every one on the board*
Woman: OK, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PRIZES IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
LBFF: Thank you :3
* Walks up to a target shooter*
Man: A dollar a dart.
LBFF: OK! Gimmie 5!
*Aims carefully*
YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Fires 1 dart and hits the middle of the board, piercing the target*
LATER THAT DAY
Mixx: I won.
Hey bunny... Woah...
LBFF: I won, too!

Mixx in Cedar point!

Well, I am walking around... I will NEVER do the top thrill dragster again. Oh, here is the arcade.
Woah, this place is huge... It just keeps going! Oh look at that one show- off on the air hockey, beating everyone. Ha, I could beat him.
Mixx: Hey... How about a game?
Loser: Pfft! As if you could beat the air hockey master! You're just a girl!
Mixx: * Tries to restrain herself from going into warrior form* You know what? How about we make this more interesting. A bet, maybe?
Loser: I'm interested...
Mixx: If I win, you have to give me all your tickets. (The kid has a truckload of freakin` tickets)
Loser: Too easy! Hmm... If I win... I get... Hm... Ooh! *Heehee*
Mixx: *Getting apprehensive* W-What?
Loser: How about you? (The dude is a total nerd)
Mixx: Wait.. No, no never in a million years!
Loser: No, I just mean a date.
Mixx: Well, that's doable... 
Loser: ALRIGHT! Let's get this show on the road! *Fires puck*
Mixx: YAWN! * Shoots it right back, landing in his goal*
Loser: WHA? :O! *Does the same thing again with the same result*
Alright, how it's time to get cooking!
Mixx: Mmhm.
*LATER THAT DAY*
Jadis: So.. where am I? *Mixx walks up*
Uh... Electric Guitar, Band Hero, and full size beanbag chair?
Mixx: I won.
CONTINUED 

**shrugs**

Hey, is that alien guy, Mick or Mink or whatever his name is, still here? I mean, I haven't seen him. In other news, if Mixx fires that shirtgun thing at me one more time, it's getting thrown out the airlock. Seriously. Sure, it fires shirts, which could be considered convenient, but it doesn't match that person's style. I DO NOT WEAR PINK TANK TOPS, PEOPLE!

-Jadis

6.16.2010

TBWAOCAULN goes to Cedar Point

*They all walk in, looking around, Mixx looking totally unimpressed and Bunny freaking out.*
Bunny: Lookit that! And that! OM3!!!!!!!!!!!
3-D: Which one should we go on first? The Gemini is nice.
Jadis: The iron dragon is pretty cool.
Piper: How banana the corkscrew?
Jadis: What do you think, Mixx? *Looks around, seeing that Mixx and Bunny are nowhere is sight*
Um, where is Mixx and Bunny?
Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*They look over and see Bunny and Mixx shooting up the Top Thrill Dragster, Mixx screaming her lungs out*
Piper: How apple not hat one?
3-D: We could check out the carnival games.
*Bunny and Mixx walk up to them, Mixx looking nearly passed out and LBFF covered in game prizes, several larger than her*
Mixx: How... about... the.. Arcade? *Passes out* 
Jadis: Maybe we should go our separate ways... Hey, where is LOL? I haven't seen her since we got here.
3-D: Um, I don't think she came?
Mixx: *Raises her her from the ground* We left her at that one rest stop, remember? The one with the free snacks. *Plops her head back down*
Piper: Uh go.
CONTINUED

6.10.2010

Bunny, listening in on Mixx and Vic's conversation

Mixx: I was doing some experimenting with cross-species DNA mixing earlier today in the lab. 
Vic: Oh really? What Happened?
Mixx: Let's just say you don't want to mix a cat and a raccoon.
Vic: Makes sense. *Glances over at Mixx. Silence.*
*Mixx pulls her shirtgun# and fires. Vic rockets through the wall, hitting the wall parallel to it. He lands with about 7 shirts on.* 
*Mixx stomps away, warrior form so she is completely red.*
Bunny: I don't gets it.

-Mixx and the sick-minded Vic.

#Shirtgun: A gun that fires shirts, not bullets. Very powerful when fired directly at a target.