The all important 0.000000001 percent

Well, if that 0.00000001% chance holds out, we will not have an evil mind controlling alien on our hands. However, if it doesn't hold out..........
Meanwhile, a whole lot of little faces.
<,< O.O T.T o.e V_V O.o ^_^ ?_?
:D D: :'( : ) >: ) XD

In a big glow of glowiness..

*rises up, becomes a big glowing ball*
*hover*
*falls to floor as a regular Figitan*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWAHHHHHHHHHH
*a day later*
OHOWOWOWOWOWOW-
hey... I don't hurt anymore!
*sees faint glow on skin..*
awwwww... Snap

I'll be home for Christmas....

Well, we seem to be having this adventure right over Christmas. Rats. Anyway, I hope everyone has a crazy christmas and and insane new year! :D

-Jadis

We Need Information

Mixx, if we're going to save you, we need information, going along the lines of where you are, your condition, how strong the enemy is, what kind of creature the enemy is, etc. Don't leave us hanging!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Where is the space house??? I was hunting and when I came back..... IT WAS GONE!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I know I went the right way. To Mars, turn right, go ro 300,000,000 miles!! WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!?! Where are you guys????

AACK!

YAAAAH! Reinforcements are coming your way! Let's go, 3-D!

GAHAHAH

I am sending this from my antennae.
I have found the threat, I repeat i have found the threat.
The threat is a swordsman.
He calls Himself something along the lines of
"Harangmariety"
He is trying to stab me. HAHA! THE LOSER MISSED!!
Wait, is that a bomb?
GAAAH! YES IT IS!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THE LOSER MISSED AGAIN!!!
Ohhh, the loser is pulling out a BIGGER bomb! Oooh, I'm so scared!!!
UH..






...




Help me! Please!
Help!
help
help






...

Call me paranoid...

but due to the fact that we are six mutants living in space, and who knows who knows about us... the fact that there are alarms going off and we can't see Earth is reeeally bad. We need to research! This is not a drill, and all that...

-Jadis

Uh oh...

Um, something is wrong.
Almost ALL of the alarms in my lab are going on and off. On and off.
IT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
I can't see anything in the telescope when I look out towards earth, and I debugged the system alarm 6 times!
OHHH SNAP...
What if the threat is already on Earth?
-Mixx

Too old!

The last post of my dress is too old! Um.... what do I say????? Help me out! Give is ideas!

Wedding Attire

3-D, your dress wouldn't happen to look anything like this, would it?

**Doing victory dance**

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!! I was RIGHT! Shadowstalker is Zachary!!!!! YES!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! YES!!!!! I am VERY happy.

........

Wait. That Shadowstalker person is either Conner Long of Zachary Peek...
FOUND YOUUUUU..

You have invoked the Wrath of the Figitian Elite.

All right, shadowstalker. You have invaded the territory of 101 spoons drive, and you shall pay. I have set every inch of this area with traps. Traps. TRAPS. TRAPSSSSS...
Reveal your identity or pay sorely by this Figitian elite. Not sure how, tho..

I can't show you!!

I can't show you peeps what I'm wearing to the wedding 'cause this 'tupid laptop doesn't let me!!!! It's long and flowy and purple. I like it. I'm not gonna be part of some 'tupid fashion-off or whatever, so yea.

Violå!

Well, Miss Competition, here is what I am going to wear. So there.
I prefer a slightly simpler design.

-Jadis

LAAAAAAAAH!

I am sooo gorgeous in this wedding dress!
It is TOTALLY going with my Figitian nature, all the while I still have my disguise on!!
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So my friends, what rags- er- DRESSES are you gonna wear?
Sorry, I can get a bit competitive when it comes to fashion.
Do ya think I should come armed to the wedding? You never know...
Someone could get cut and the coco puffs would fly..
Watcha think?

-Mixx

Heeere comes the briiiide...

Well, we got a letter in the mail today (post office box. I don't think the postal service comes to outer space.). Turns out, a human friend of ours is getting married! Something really bad could happen (such as me being seen in public wearing a dress), but we can't let our friend down. I mean, what could possibly happen?

-Jadis

Mind Control... Comes in handy with an angry vampire.

3-D, I am
MIND CONTROLLING
you back right on into the Kloomazalla and making you come home.
I can do that, you know. With the help of Jadis, because she is less than one year old so she is ultra-strong.
-Mixx

I am 17, going on 17...

Going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, going on 17, etc. Anyway, 3-D, you better come back or I'll go over there and forcibly DRAG you back, I swear I will.

-Jadis

Everyone hates me!!

**Trying not to cry any way a vampire can** Everyone hates me!!! All 'cause I made some little comment! I am in Canada with my laptop and don't intend to return to space for a while. Only after 1) A month. 2) Someone comes and drags me back. 3) I feel better (about a month) 4) I get apoligzed to.

Mixx causes mucho havoc

Okay, the whole *mind control* thing was cool at first, but now... it's a bit much. And it's only a matter of time before someone gets cut or something... and then there shall be problems. I will leave it at that.

-Jadis

Re: Yea!!

WITHOUT YOU THE HOUSE WOULD FALL APART AT THE SEAMS!?!?!
1. I keep the oxygen levels stabilized,
2. I BUILT THE STINKIN` PLACE!
3. I am the only one who can restrain vampires.
4. I am the only one who can restrain werebunny.
HMMMMMMMM?
-Mixx

CHAOS!

Well, last night was a full moon. I think I'm beginning to get why Little Bunny Foo-Foo's clothing needs sewing so much. And why I keep inexplicably having the Barney the Dinosaur theme song going through my head. By the way, 3-D, what exactly do you mean by "falling apart at the seams?" Because I am the one who cooks, even though I never eat anything I cook, remember? I just never cook pot roast. It gives me flashbacks.

-Jadis

Yea!!

Yea!! Mixx is blogging with us now!! Yea!! I is happy. Jadis, wanna go hunting polar bears tonight? Mixx, please don't make LOL hurt herself. (Sometimes it feels like with out me, the place would fall apart at the seams.) Later!!

3-D

Coolness!

Recently I mastered to Figitian art of
MIND CONTROL.
Oh-oh-oh, now I am gonna have FUN!
I just gotta make sure I use it right...
Uh-oh, LOL just crashed into the Christmas Tree.
(Because I made her)
NOT INTENTIONAL!
Hm.... Lemme see..
*Looks at LBFF falling into the bottomless pit of doom that I for some reason installed*
WHAT DID I INSTALL THAT?!?!
-Mixx

*Grunt*

*Sigh*
I do hope you don't forget that I am the one that kept you from dieing, Jadis. I did pull out those tranquilizers. And you did me no favor when you were screaming for THREE WHOLE DAYS, while I was trying to repair that vamp-stopper. We will need it more than ever now because lookie-who.
Thanks a lot.....
-Mixx

*bares fangs in a creepy fashion*

I'm certainly fine now!

-Jadis

Sorry!! Sorry!!

Sorry Jadis!! I think it's only 'cause I need to hunt and I hadn't had humanish blood in a while. Sorry!!

gee, thanks.

as the title said, gee, thanks. good to know. just great. jim dandy. peachy. i'm really GLAD to know what i TASTE like. that was one weird sentence.

Hehehe..he

Hi.... I did bad stuff on Thanksgiving. See, I made Jadis a vampire. Here's why.

So, I was blogging, (Duh!) While Mixx and Jadis were in the kitchen. Jadis was chopping carrots. She choped her finger. We all know what comes out of fingers. B-L-O-O-D! I need to hunt really badly, so I went insane. Jadis, not trying to scare you, but you tasted GOOD. Then I got shot with a tranquilizer gun by Mixx. I was you for three days so I didn't hear Jadis yelling the whole time.

Well, you know what's happended in our life that we didn't tell you guys. Later!

AAAAAAAH

ill get you for this 3-d!

Why?

Jadis can you tell me why we are having a POT ROAST on Thanksgiving? Oh well. I don't really care anyway. Human food all tastes the same to me. Mabye I should help Jadis in the kitchen... yea. Wait, what's that smell? Oh.......................oh my gosh!!! Mmmmmhhhhhhhhhgggggggrrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Smells too good!!!! Mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay...

Okay, 3-D, I think you have now officially proved that you are hyper. Very, very, hyper. Well, I've compiled a menu for tomorrow: omemlets for breakfast, peanut butter and fluff sandwiches for lunch, and pot roast for dinner. And, if I have time, I might make a pie. Any ideas for what kind?

-Jadis

Hi! Hi!! Hi!!!

Hi!!! I am 3-D Ok, first things first. I am a 17 year old vampire. Yup. Betta beleive it!!! Only, don't be scared of me. I only hunt polar bears in Canada. Sorry polar bear lovers!! Later!!

Hello Peoples of Planet Earth.

Hi all,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jadis, and I play keyboard for the practically nonexistent band part of TBWAOCAULN. Mixx and 3-D, the other two members with Google Accounts, will be joining me at some point on this thing, but for right now I'm on my own.
So... you may have noticed our blog title... it's true. We have to- otherwise there would be mass chaos on the face of the planet. Because... we're special. Not in the Mr. J way. Such as... I happen to have wings. 3-D and Mixx will explain themselves once they get on.
-Jadis
(ps. 3-D, Mixx, we're starting at the beginning. Before pot roast.)