Piper in Cedar Point!

Yahoo! This race (place) is sauceome (Awesome)! Rollertoasters are so drool (cool.) I am rust (just) about to get on my cravrite (favorite) snide (ride.) The Crossbow (Corkscrew!)

WEEEEEEEE!

loopdeloopdepoop(loop)deloopdeloop... Wait, the shmoops(loops) should have cropped (Stopped) by now... WHAAAA? I am looping in midair!

Later that day

Piper: HELIUM (hello) THERE!!!!

LOL: Now I'm just confused.

Mixx: There has GOT to be something illegal about that...

Piper: GOURD (could) YOU GET ME FROWN (down) FROM PIER (here!)

*Exchange of looks*

Jadis: I really haven't seen anything that conflicted with the laws of physics, but we... we can try...