Waimt... Whumpt?

The mailbox tab thing is up. What? Why do we even have a mailbox? Why is there mail in it? I'm so confused.... The letter reads:

"Dear Vampirez!

If you don't go to the

cheerleading thingy at redwood school

I gonna rip you aprat!

-Buffy!!!!"

UGH! I HATE Buffy! She is so annoying!!! She can't even use correct spelling! Maybe we should do it just to get her off our backs. And who knows, it might be fun. *Laughs demonically*

"HEY GUYS! PACK UP YOUR GYM CLOTHES! BUFFY IS MAKIN' US CHEERLEAD!"

Just then, Jadis and 3-D rush in. "WHAT?" They both say.

"I want to get her off our backs. We  might as well do it."

Jadis rolls her eyes. "Ugh, she IS annoying. *Sigh* Just wipe everyone's memory afterwords."

3-D starts screaming. This does not stop. Jadis and I just shove her in the Kloom.

I find Bunny in the living room, playing video games and dieing intentionally. "Bunny, c'mon. We're going cheerleading."

Bunny stops suddenly. Stops EVERYTHING, I mean. Like, she just might have died. She suddenly turns her head creepily. "LEMME GIT MAH SOCKS."

CONTINUED