5.20.2010

Outer space comedy #1

(Mitz is checking out the arsenal of weapons as Vic and Mixx are fighting a goo monster from planet Tahhsu)
MITZ: Hmm....
Mixx, which gun should I use? Small or large?
MIXX: Small. They are easier to carry, and you can pull them out quickly. *Holds up gun to show him, and goo monster eats it.* Oh shoot. *Pulls out another one, exactly like the first* And you can carry multiple! 
MITZ: Hmm....
Vic, which gun should I use? Small or large?
VIC: Large. They carry more ammo, and they are more powerful, like this laser rifle. *He shows it off, and the goo monster attempts to eat it, but chokes and spits it out* Plus, they are harder to lose.
MITZ: Hmm.... *He goes and asks Vic and Mixx several times more, with the same responses*
Ughh, this is hard. *Lightbulb moment* Ah, I know! *Picks a medium gun, and walk over to Vic, Mixx and gooey*
MIXX & VIC: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!?!?!? NEVER, EVER PICK A MEDIUM SIZE GUN! NEVER NO NEVER!!!!!!
MITZ: Uh.... *Goo monster eats him*
MIXX: Great, that plan worked like a charm. Thanks, Nate.
NATE THE GOO MONSTER: *In a girl's voice* No prob.
*They both turn around, walking back to the Kloom. Mitz runs toward them, and Mixx and Vic are shocked*
MITZ: Hey, have you seen Fred the Box dressed as me run by here? 
VIC AND MIXX: *Gapes*

- Mixx & Vic

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