The actual truth (hopefully.)

Well, after all that fiasco, it turns out the whole "Vic's actually Vicky" thing was just a prank. A very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, veryveryvery big prank. Which involved Vic sneaking an item of clothing out of my closet. I believe he's learned to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, evereverever do that ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, again.
(Why do I keep repeating words?)

-Jadis